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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

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A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. Extreme Alex, Extreme Holly, the most hardcore movies on the net.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear the dachshund says....
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Cuckold Pics. Looking great too!!!

I went to watch "Double Vision" last night with a friend. Read the story-line below Cuckold pics.

In Taipei, the teeming modern capital of Taiwan, a corporate CEO freezes to death on a steaming hot day. Then, the notorious mistress of a politician burns to death in a room untouched by flames. The coroner (Yang Kwei-Mei) discovers two bizarre and grizzly links - a mysterious fungus imbedded in the brains of the bodies, and signs that both died in a hallucinatory state. But Li Feng-Bo (Dai Lei-Ren) -- the tough, no-holds-barred homicide detective on the case -- can't find any connection between the victims, any clue as to how the fungus got into their systems or, for that matter, any idea of how they suffered such similar but eerily different deaths cuckold pictures. What is clear is that Li is dealing with Taiwan's first-ever serial killer. He and his commanders reluctantly admit that they need help from the FBI. Serial killing is, after all, an American speciality, and the U.S. and Taiwan have a long-standing, if uneasy, alliance. That's when Kevin Richter (David Morse) comes to town. The Bureau's top expert at profiling serial killers, he's seen the face of evil more times than he cares to remember. His police liaison is Li's former partner, Huang Huo-Tu (Tony Leung Ka-Fai), a cop "exiled" to the near-useless job of Foreign Affairs Officer after having blown the whistle on a corrupt colleague. Now that an American is involved, though, the case lands on his desk. Huang's got to shake himself out the depressed stupor that's overtaken him, and that has alienated him from his wife, Ching-Fang (Rene Liu), and their troubled daughter. The FBI agent is purely a man of science. But, as he starts his investigation, he's surprised to find that, while Taipei is a 21st-century force in high technology, its people's daily lives are imbued with beliefs and customs passed down over four millennia. Here, ghosts and evil spirits are as real as skyscrapers. The next killing occurs -- still no connection between the victims, but this time, the body has been marked with an ancient Taoist symbol. Richter and Huang must consider the possibility that a supernatural force is at play. A cunning killer or an angry spirit? The evidence is mounting in both directions. Somehow, the two men have to find out which, before the next victim turns up...

Directed by Chen Kuo-Fu, this movie revolves around the religion of Taoism, spirits, immortality, love and blood. We missed the first 15 minutes of the show coz we were breaking fast at about 6.53pm outside. We were supposed to be comfortably seated by 6.30pm but we decided that breaking fast comfortably was far more important. My ciggies are far more important. My Kiwi Strawberry Snapple too. We ate a lil of Fish & Chips hurriedly and “smuggled” the rest into our bags. Carried our bulging bags and “buat muka innocent” at the unsuspecting ticketman… and crept into the dark theatre like two blind mice. The theatre was fairly empty so we decided to seat at our favourite spots. My favourite spot in a theatre is the corner seat (near the wall) in the last row. My friend sat in the centre row. Bad timing! When I sat down, the big screen suddenly showed a female cop digging her hand into a pail of intestinal fats which were disembowelled from Father Lorenzo (the guy who was murdered in a mysterious way). Urgh. Almost gagged on two golden fries. Indeed, my personal opinion of “Double Vision” is that it is a gory movie. Lots of blood. Sharp blades. Haunting images of temples. Chanting. I liked the movie even though there’s mixed reviews about it from the media. But, bear in mind. “Double Vision” got a corny ending. But, it’s nice though. Worth every penny.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Straight Men Go Gay!

That's right. I have brought to you, my collection of Straight Men Go Gay. In these movies, all the straight me go gay. Meaning they are striaght men, and they they are converted to being gay. And they all were not easy conversions. Many of the men tried to fight their urges, but once they tried it out, found it's the only way to go. All of these men are on tape having their fist gay experiences. Hence, Straight Men Go Gay. These straight men were found by placing an advertisement in the newspaper "looking for male models". So you can imagine we had a huge turnout. Then once we told them the shoot was for a hot underwear ad, most stayed. Some left. Then we told them it would be in a gay magazine. Even more left, but still we had some takers. Then we really laid it on the, and most end up being straight men go gay. If you ever see an ad in the paper looking for male models, it's probably these guys. So head on down there and see if you can turn a straigh man gay!!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Straight College Man

Looking for a straight college man. Then look no further. I have all the "goods" lol. Take for instance the great site over at NoWayAmIGay.com. This site is great. It features Striaght Men turning Gay. And they do it for a few bucks. Hard, buff straight men jacking it infront of a camera for you to watch. Does it get any hotter than that? Some folks would say yes, cause they don't know what they are talking about. But MOST will love this.